Do you love to laugh at terrible jokes? Or maybe cringe? Here is a list of cringeworthy jokes about windows.
Heard that burglars used a potato to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, “Window or Aisle?”. I said, “Window or you’ll do what?”
I wrote a story once about a broken window. It’s saved in my drafts.
Why are computers like air conditioning units? They stop working properly when you open too many windows.
Saw a sign in a window, “Flat screen TV for sale, only £20. Broken volume control”. Couldn’t turn it down.
Two friends of mine used to work in a shop window. They were called Curt & Rod.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Entered a window fitting competition. Smashed it.
How do you use water to create light? Clean the windows.
We can actually HEAR your groans right now 😊